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queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

tagged as: BAHAHAH;  



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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

tagged as: PUNS;  nsfw;  



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kbghoul:

GUYS I MET BILLY MAYS




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a-strawbarry:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




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akiraita:

daily reminder that the dlc case in the 3ds ace attorney game literally had a cross-examination section called “the dissin’ of phoenix wright” and the witness gave testimony entirely in the form of rap

tagged as: reasons to play aa;  



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rosejanenoble:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

No shit, fucker.  No pity.




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fatwink:

homoseksual:

tyleroakley:

"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"

My heart breaks while watching this video. If you’re reading this and need support, please contact The Trevor Project. They are the leading national organization for crisis & suicide prevention - they are there to talk, 24/7 - confidential and free.

this made me sick to my stomach

every straight person needs to watch this video




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504,705 plays








suchanadorer:

hurryupmerlin:

purdaldoo:

THIS SONG IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRETTY NO

Okay srsly, WHAT SONG IS THAT

Caramelldansen apparently.




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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

I found this really cool new website called you.regettingold.com that brings on more existential crisis and gives you totally cool information.

There’s a lot more information there I didn’t post, but try it out for yourself!

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

The last one “compared to others” really hits hard, it shows you how many people born on your birthday are still alive vs. how many died.




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